Huh?

Ever wish you could change eye color?

Well, wonder no more! Now through the miracle of modern science and the latest in home chemistry you can modify those dull lifeless orbs with actual flecks of 24K GOLD that will swirl and dance in the light just like those snowflake thingys you shake with dorky winter scenes!

Watch this site as we ram paperwork through the Food and Drug administration for approval!

Then watch your friends GASP in awe when they remark "Why, you have that twinkle in your eye just like Doc Savage!"

Stay tuned and return often!